Beneath the
Wisteria
supporter Dave Glover frequently turns our attention to the exponential growth
of the world’s population, our voracious use of the world’s finite supplies of
oil and lately his focus has been on the shrinking artic ice shelf.
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| The melting artic ice shelf. |
Dave,
for all his seriousness does like a joke, particularly when that joke has a
punch line that is relevant to anyone considering their response to climate
change.
We
really need to understand the questions before were proffer an answer.
This
joke sent in by Dave about the drunk and the
priest illustrates through metaphor why we should clearly understand the
question before leaping in with an answer.
What causes arthritis?
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The
man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick,
And a half-empty bottle of gin
was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper and
began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to the
priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?" The
priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living and being with
cheap, wicked women.
Too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow
man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of hygiene and a
bath."
The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be darned, then returned to
his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologised.
"I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had
arthritis?"
The drunk man answered. "I don't have it, Father, I was just
reading here that the Pope does."
MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before offering the
answer.